Monday, May 6, 2013

In that sleep of death what dreams may come

Propofol is a milky-white drug that sedates patients beautifully.  I like propofol!  Its short half-life makes neuro assessments easy;  it controls hypertension and its soy base even provides some nutrition. 



But since Michael Jackson's death, I just gotta add this:

1.  Propofol is used ONLY IN A HOSPITAL'S ICU
2.  Propofol is used ONLY ON VENTILATED PATIENTS
3.  The only other exception is when it is used during conscious sedation BY A PHYSICIAN WITH DEEP SEDATION PRIVILEGES

Trust me--I'm right about this.


The Dating Game

There's a question that reveals immediately if a person will be a good partner.  I discovered this question quite by accident one night on a date with a surgeon.  I said, "Tell me about your ex-wife."

He rolled his eyes, took a deep breath and said: "God!  Those were the longest three months of my life!  I couldn't wait to get rid of that crazy bitch!  She was a huge bipolar disaster!"

Our appetizers had just arrived and they looked really good.  I wondered if it would be okay if I ate some before I suddenly remembered that I needed to take my hamster to the hairstylist.





When I met my present husband, I reached into my old bag of tricks and asked him about his first wife. 

He said, "Cindy and I were married for fourteen years.  We had a lot of good times together.  It didn't work out, but I have many great memories.  We both made mistakes and we recognize that we're better off apart now.  But we share two wonderful daughters and I wish her all the best."

I was so impressed, I married him.

Nurse's Note:  The question reveals nothing about your ex.  It reveals how you view your past and how you take responsibility for it.