First, can we just admit that sex is a weird thing to do?
No?
Imagine someone came up and poked their finger in your ear. Would you say, "Ohhhh, yes! YES!! MORE!! MORE!!" ?
Or would you yell, "Get your finger out of my ear!" ?
Another person shoving a portion of their body into one of your orifices is bizarre. What kind of evolutionary sleight of hand caused us to do this?
And what kind of sick pervert WANTS to stick their finger into someone's ear? There's dirt and skin flakes and orange wax in there! Why would anyone do it?
Why would anyone PAY to do it?
But, wait! It gets worse! Sex has many bad outcomes associated with it.
Here are some of them:
Nasty smelling pus dripping from unmentionable parts
Painful warts, blisters and growths cropping up on other parts
Your body insane with hormones, swelling, distorted and mapped with stretch marks
After nine months of waddling around, an additional eighteen years of discomfort
And, the ultimate bad outcome...
You wouldn't think that sex would be a difficult thing to give up.
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