Mos Def, be Les Dum

There's an online video showing the rapper Mos Def attempting to tolerate having a small-bore feeding tube placed.  I have to say this to his outraged audience:  you don't need to go all the way to Guantanamo Bay to see this.  Poke your head out your door and peer down the street at the nearest hospital.  There are dozens of patients right there with feeding tubes.  

Besides that, brides pay big bucks to have feeding tubes so they can lose weight before their horrific weddings and exercise fanatics proudly wear them to control every calorie.   

I have placed plenty of feeding tubes, mostly in frail, elderly people.  But I've NEVER seen a wild, sobbing breakdown like Mos Def's.  Only about 10 cm of his tube went down--but I guess that's more than this delicate flower can handle.  Where's his murderous public persona when it counts?  Man up, Mos Def!  Be Les Dum!   

I've also never seen handcuffs disappear like they do in this video, (although it allowed his hands to flail around desperately and then cover his eyes while he cried piteously).  And how did his head strap come loose from the chair where it was clearly shown in the first take?

Mos Def--you're a bad actor and you have a very bad film editor. 
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About Mos Def's statement that this was the worst pain he's ever experienced--what a sheltered, petted life he must have!  What if he had to give birth or something that is actually uncomfortable?


Nurse's Note:  To the upset people posting comments about how "the doctors" were trying to get the feeding tube down:  doctors don't place small bore feeding tubes.  Nurses do.