Anhedonia Sports

Once upon a time, there was a state called, "Anhedonia".  Anhedonia is nearly a perfect geometrical shape--let's say a circle.  The Gusto River cuts into the northeast corner of the state (a cerebral fracture) preventing it from being a perfect circle.

Anhedonia has two state universities:  one in the city of Ecstasy and one in the city of Malady.  These two noble institutes of higher learning both have several gladiator-type sports to bring in lots of money. 

Each university has a mascot:

 

 

Ecstasy has a Purple Kitty

 

 

And Malady has a Criminal Chicken 

 (see earlier blogpost, "Blackmailers VS Child Molesters)

The good people of Anhedonia have a lots of fun arguing about who will win the Pastabowl this year and the Toiletbowl next year--the Purple Kitties or the Criminal Chickens?  People get drunk, cars are turned over, fistfights break out in the stadium and a good time is had by all.