Tele Vision

Tele nurses have challenges.  A typical patient assignment on a tele floor is four patients to one nurse.  That's more patients than on an ICU but less than on a med/surg floor.  If one patient becomes needy and dominates the nurse's time, the other three can be neglected. 

Some tele patients are walking around sipping cranberry juice and telling inappropriate jokes.  But some are fresh out of the ICU.  The "tipping point" on these patients can be razor-thin.  Tele floors take patients with intravenous drips like heparin, nitroglycerin, lasix, insulin, dopamine, dobutamine, milrinone, cardizem and cardene and all the labs and vital signs that come with them. 

Working on a tele floor is like teaching four caffeinated ADHD guys to use power tools.