Nurse's Note: synonyms for the word "homeopathic" are "charlatan", "mountebank" and "rip-off"
One nurse told us about a family member who had spent thousands of dollars on a device that made their drinking water alkaline. The rationale behind it was vague--but the water reportedly tasted awful and made the whole house smell like a rotten egg.
When I asked why they were willing to pay for such an transparent scam--since the body's acid/base balance system would render the impact of drinking alkaline water negligible--he told me that his in-laws think that drinking regular water causes animal tumors.
That seemed so funny to me that I started drawing animal tumors.
Here they are, a whole Oncology Ward full:
Platypoma
Octopoma
Armadilloma
Rhinoceroma
Peacockoma
Kangaroma
Walroma
Stegosauroma
Narwhaloma
Pegasoma
These animal tumors can occur in vulnerable children who are not drinking alkaline water.
Bearoma
Tyrannosauroma
Dating can be difficult with an animal tumor...
Breaking up with an animal tumor is also difficult.
Try to live an authentic life despite your animal tumor!
Enjoying life with a hippopotopoma
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Oh thank goodness...I checked earlier and nothing had changed, and I was very sad that I was going to have a very boring night without learning about animal tumors! Way to come through for me :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Lindsay! You are my first blog commenter! Or is it commentator? Commendabler? Communist? Communicator? Commander? ComeOnOver? Humm...my vocabulary is so poor...
ReplyDeleteI've never seen such vile filth!!
ReplyDeleteContacting my councilperson to take action today!!
Ms. McNoodly, shame on you for attempting to squelch this author's first amendment rights! It's just this type of edgy, ground-breaking information that is pushing the limits of modern medicine! Why don't you go back to blood-letting, and chanting away the "demon spirits" with your shaman?
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