Potty Posture

I told a nurse recently that I suspect another co-worker has Asperger's.  To prove my case, I counted off:  poor eye contact, dislike of being touched, intense focus on one subject, inability to bond emotionally and strange body posture." 

She looked at me oddly.  

I insisted,  "Yes! 'Strange body posture' is a common symptom of Asperger's."

She let out a breath and laughed.  "I thought you said, 'strange POTTY posture'.   And I was trying to imagine what 'strange potty posture' might be, and how you might know about his potty posture..."

That started me thinking...

And here, as a result, are my top 5 Strange Potty Postures:

Aim High

Toilet Torque

Back in the Saddle

Open Fly Handspring

Standing Bridge with Waterfall